TMI Question of the Week - Analyze yourself: What is sex to you if it isn't about love?

Analyze yourself: What is sex to you if it isn't about love?

To me, sex is competiton within myself. I'm always trying to be better than the last time. I'm always trying to refine my movement, trying to find another position, another way of making her cum. I have fun trying to see how many times I can make her cum, how hard I can make her cum, how long I can make her cum.
Sex is about exercise. Sex is a workout. Sex is about the hunt, the seduction. It's a warrior mentality sometimes. Sometimes it's about notches on bedposts. It's about ego and pride; not about how I came but about how I made her cum and how many times. Sometimes, I admit, it's about just me being selfish and wanting to cum hard and get the fuck out of there. Those are very few times, though. It doesn't feed my ego enough being like that and I like to have my ego fed like a fat kid at an all you can eat buffet.
Besides, a woman who gets ridden well will tell her friends and they'll come up to you, flirt with you, and want to try you out for themselves. Those women are in competition with each other. I'm willing to play their game, so long as they're hot women (the trophy wives are a prime example of that). On that, I am snobbish and opinionated and I don't care what people think about it. You have your morals and lives. I have mine and mine work for me at this moment.

TMI Question of the Week - Analyze yourself: Since you're not married, why aren't you monogamous? Is it a fear of commitment?

Analyze yourself: Since you're not married, why aren't you monogamous? Is it a fear of commitment?

It's definitely not a fear of commitment. I'm just not one to settle for just one type any more. I used to be. Like I said last week, I was almost married once and during that whole relationship, I didn't cheat once. In fact, once I call you my girlfriend, I don't cheat. Hell, I barely even blog during that time. Witness the lack of blogs almost a year ago for those of you who are long time readers.
These days, I just don't have the time to commit to a relationship. Business is going well and that's where a lot of my focus is at. Plus, I'm having too much fun now, especially since I joined a gym. New York City's like a big food bizarre with lots of different flavors and there's too much good food to have just one type.
Plus, my friend Todd brought something up the other day. He said that I have a gigolo mindset without getting paid for it. I had to think about that but he's probably right. The difference though is that gigolos don't get to really choose who to have sex with. They have to show up and fuck whoever pays them the money, regardless of what they look like, how fat or skinny they are, or whether they're attracted to that person or not. That's a sad lifestyle to me.
I choose to fuck who I want to fuck. I'm attracted to every woman who I do have sex with and I enjoy fucking each and every one of them.

TMI Question of the Week - What are your personal rules for being with women?

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What are your personal rules for being with women?

This one's probably going to stir up a hornet's nest but these are my personal rules that I live by. A lot of it is just basic stuff that has been said many times in many different ways:

1. Be Derek Jeter - For those of you in countries that don't follow Major League Baseball i.e. virtually every country other than the United States and the Dominican Republic, Derek Jeter is a future Baseball Hall of Fame shortshop for the New York Yankees (think an unmarried David Beckham for those who follow futbol). He's famous for being a champion but he's also really famous for being good looking and bedding some of the best looking women on the planet. Jessica Alba, Mariah Carey, Minka Kelly, Jessica Beil, and the occasional rich woman, groupie or Jersey Girl. Now, there are many famous men who get the best looking women. What puts Jeter far above every other one, including George Clooney, is that there has not been one woman who he's had sex with who has spoken badly about the guy. Not one. Even if the break up was bad, like it was with Minka Kelly, not a single woman has said anything nasty about the guy and he never says anything bad about his exgirlfriends / bed buddies. He also has a reputation for being a gentleman. I try to keep this in mind and emulate him in this way.

2. Love women - I don't just like women for sexual purposes. I like being in their company. Most of my friends are women. I love how they look, how they smell, and what they wear. I can't get enough of women.

3. Listen - This one's basic but so worth reminding men of. Don't pretend to hear what a woman says or, worse, commit the cardinal sin and not hear them at all. Actually listen to what they say. You may pick up hints later as to what turns them on or what their favorite clothing is. Hell, you may even, God forbid, learn something new about life.

4. Be a gentleman but don't be a nice guy - It took me YEARS to learn this one(actually, it was more like decades). When I was younger, I bought into that whole "women like nice guys" bullshit. I don't any more. This doesn't mean that you should be an asshole to women, though. Hold doors for them, be interested in what they have to say (even if you just want to have a one night stand with them), and treat them like princesses and queens. Just don't be their door mat.

5. Don't be THAT GUY - You know the one: the friend. That's the guy friend who gets the call at 3 in the morning; not for sex but so that she can bitch to you about the guy who hurt her but she'll probably go back to him because he's the bad boy who fucks her like a wilderbeast and makes her cum 10 times a night. Trust me, you're not getting any from her if you are THAT GUY and if, by some miracle of alcohol, she lets down her guard and sleeps with you, then congratulations: you've just become a jump off and you're not getting it again, your feelings will be hurt, and your friendship / needy relationship will be over anyway. Therefore, don't be THAT GUY. Let her get some gay guy friends for that.

6. Work out - Despite what women say about personality, sense of humor, and all that stuff about it's what's on the inside that counts when it comes to a guy (we'll leave the money / taken care of for life part out of this for now), that only matters to them when they're looking for a guy they want to marry. Otherwise, women are just as superficial and shallow as us men when it comes to what really attracts us to one another. Therefore, man up and work out. Get into the best shape of your life. Women love a guy who's in shape. Trust me, you'll have better, longer lasting sex if you're in shape.

7. Every girl's crazy bout a sharp dressed man - ZZ Top got that song title right (great song, too). Buy a couple really nice suits even if you normally don't wear them. Buy a few nice pair of pants, shirts, and shoes. Get some good cologne (I wear Calvin Klein's Obsession). If you don't have a lot of money, try to save up some money and get one killer outfit; your go to outfit that makes you feel confident or to put it more bluntly: fake it til you make it.
Also, take a bath and groom your areas properly. This is all about the woman, remember? Don't make her deal with your hairiness or your bad body odor (that goes for your ass, too). Here's a quick tip. Handiwipes are perfect for cleaning emergencies of all types (read between the lines on that one).

8. Dogs need to learn new tricks - We men are dogs (in every sense of the word). Still, it doesn't mean that us dogs can't learn. When you're in a woman's company, learn her likes and dislikes. When you're having sex with her, learn her likes and dislikes.You've probably heard the saying "give a man a fish and he'll fish for a day but teach a man to fish and he'll fish for a lifetime". Well men, the same applies to sex. Cum for only your pleasure and you'll have sex one time. Cum for her pleasure and you'll have sex for a lifetime. That means don't be in it for yourself. Maybe one position didn't work. Pay attention to her movements and try a few others that will put her over the edge. Like I've said before, a woman will tell her friends about how good or bad you are in bed. Make sure she says how you made her head spin, not how she laid there and waited for you to nut and fall asleep so that she could dream about some other guy who made her head spin. Remember, it should always be about satisfying her in bed; it should hardly ever be about you. To that end.....

9. Follow the Boy Scout motto and be prepared - When I know I'm going to be with a freak, I'm prepared for anything. I usually have a glass dildo, a vibrator (Pocket Rocket is small and discreet), handcuffs, scarves, a couple of masks maybe, a tube of jelly for when you're going back door (don't make me spell it out for you), condoms of course (I always wear them, even though I don't put them in my Sexy Sunday stories), and anything else the night requires. You never know what the mood will call for so always be prepared.

10. A little less control goes a long way - Let the lady take control of the situation sometimes. Let her live out her fantasies; no matter how freaky they may be. Let her tie you up and have her way with you. Let her whip and spank her. Hell, let her peg you if that's what she's into. Be openminded and the sex will be better for the both of you. Let her play the cards and if you play YOUR cards right, who knows? Maybe you'll even get a menage out of the deal.

11. Reading is Fundamental - Learn something. Read a book. Pick up a newspaper. Hell, look at a news web page. Know something about the world, not just the latest sports scores. It will help you engage in conversation better. Watch the politics and religion conversations, though. The old saying about never talking about religion and politics remains true. Don't go down that slope unless you already know how she feels about it. Even then, listen more and talk less.

12. Enjoy the pineapple and hate the garlic - There have been studies out there (yes, people actually have studied this) that say that drinking pineappple juice or eating pineapple will make your cum taste better. Conversely, those studies also say that garlic will make your cum taste horrible; along with warding off vampires, of course (can't have everything in life). It all has something to do with the acid in the food. Fellas, if you want a woman to swallow you instead of spitting, eat pineapple and don't order anything with garlic in it during dinner.

13. Don't be a race car driver - This one also took me a long time to learn. Slow yourself down, champ. Women don't want a quickie unless there's very little time. I personally like all night action; not some wham bam thank you ma'am type of sex. Women like the build up to sex and the orgasm. Don't be a race car driver trying to get from point A to point B in 20 seconds or less. Take your time and explore with her and slow your roll. She'll thank you for it.
There's an old joke about 2 bulls on top of a hill looking down on a pasture filled with cows. The younger bull says "hey, let's go down and fuck one of the cows". The older bull looks at the eager younger bull and says "you can do that if you want but I'm going to WALK down and fuck ALL of the cows". That pretty much says it all.

Those are my rules for being with women. Some might think that they're borderline sexist but they're my rules and I'm sticking to them. If there are any that I should know about, let me know in the comments or email me.

TMI Question of the Week

Analyze yourself: why are you not married?

Hmmm....I was almost married over a decade ago. That's about as close as I have gotten to marriage and about as close as I want to get to it. There are a few reasons for this. One is watching my parents. That didn't end well and wasn't well during my entire childhood. Another is watching every other married couple I know. Every one of them is miserable. Utterly miserable. Another one is listening to the married women I've fucked. All they do is complain about their men, in one form or another. All very good reasons to not get married, especially the trophy wives I've had recently. Why put myself through that?
I'm a firm believer that people marry for all the wrong reasons. They want someone to take care of them. They see their partner (female as well as male) as a meal ticket. They see them as a status symbol. They get married after the woman becomes pregnant. They stay married "for the children". I certainly don't need to fall into this line of thinking. I don't want anyone to see me as their meal ticket out of anything or as someone to be dependant upon. Besides, I tend to be very selfish these days. Life's too short. "To thine own self be true", as someone smarter and wiser than me once wrote (William Something or other...wrote plays in England).

TMI Question of the Week

Who do you hate?

     I read this really good article on npr.org about hating and the current uses of it and the word haters. It made me think long and hard about the use of the word and the type of people who I hate, for lack of a better word. Actually, don't like is better, I think, since it's not as strong as hate.
    We all hate, truth be told, but for different reasons. Some hate because they're jealous of other people's success. For instance, some people hate Justin Bieber, even though the kid really has done nothing wrong. Some people, though, deserve to be hated because they are doing something wrong or are just being idiots. Those people, however, use the "haters gonna hate" routine in order to completely dismiss anybody calling them out on their stupidity.
     Everybody's got a "hate" list. Who's on mine? Well.....
1. Politicians - None of them talk to each other and this will never get better. In fact, it's now worse, thanks to talk radio and blogs. That's why nothing seems to get done lately. Add to that the fact that they think that they can say any racist, sexist thing they want and instead of stepping down, they'll say that people are infringing on their right to free speech.
2. Fame Whores - See any Kardachian family member or any other reality show person for examples.
3. Celebrities who behave badly and get rewarded for it - See Lindsey Lohan or Charlie Sheen.
4. People who talk about their "haters" - Seriously, how shallow is that pool their brains and egos came from?
So, who's on your "hate" list?

TMI Question - New Year's Resolutions

What are your New Years resolutions?

I honestly don't make any resolutions for the new year. I learned a while ago that it's a fruitless effort. I do fine with them in January then forget about them for the rest of the year. I normally just try to keep them in mind throughout the year now. For instance, losing weight and getting in shape are constant resolutions. Lots of people get in shape for a couple of months and then go right back to eating poorly and not exercising afterwards. Resolutions only work when they become habits. For instance, for myself, healthy living has become a way of life. I'm in the best shape of my life because I made a decision to get in shape and to stay there.
While I don't believe in resolutions, I do believe in taking advantage of them. Because two of the most popular resolutions are to lose weight and get in shape, I load up on all my exercise clothing, gear, and vitamins in January, when the stores have those things at half price or buy one, get one free. Here's a list of the top ten resolutions:
1. Spend more time with friends and family
2. Lose weight
3. Exercise more
4. Quit smoking
5. Drink less alcohol
6. Enjoy life more
7. Get organized
8. Become debt free
9. Become more charitable and help others
10. Learn a new skill

TMI Question of the Week - Christmas Edition

Cover of A Very Special ChristmasIf you could only listen to three Christmas albums over and over, which one would it be?

That's easy. It would be 1987's A Very Special Christmas compilation. It was a benefit album for the Special Olympics organization that had some of the biggest artists of that time. There have been sequels put out since but the original remains my favorite. Here's the song & artist list:

1. "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" – The Pointer Sisters
2. "Winter Wonderland" – Eurythmics
3. "Do You Hear What I Hear?" – Whitney Houston
4. "Merry Christmas Baby" – Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band
5. "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" – The Pretenders
6. "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" – John Cougar Mellencamp
7. "Gabriel's Message" – Sting
8. "Christmas in Hollis" – Run–D.M.C.
9. "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" – U2
10. "Santa Baby" – Madonna
11. "The Little Drummer Boy" – Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band
12. "Run Rudolph Run" – Bryan Adams
13. "Back Door Santa" – Bon Jovi
14. "The Coventry Carol" – Alison Moyet
15. "Silent Night" – Stevie Nicks

My second favorite Christmas album is 1988's Twisted Christmas. It's a comedy song album that is so funny. My Favorites are the 12 Pains of Christmas and a Message From the King. Here's the song list:

1. The Twelve Pains of Christmas (3:36)
   
   • Parody of "The Twelve Days of Christmas." Sung as a normal Christmas carol, with each verse comically recited by a participant in a painful or undesirable activity.
2. The Chimney Song (2:06)
   
   • Original song, sung by a young child (or impersonator). The song describes the ensuing months after Santa Claus gets stuck in some one's chimney.
3. We Wish You Weren't Living With Us (0:44)
   
   • Parody of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas." Sung as a normal Christmas carol. About relatives who overstay their visit, becoming a nuisance to the host.
4. Wreck the Malls (2:02)
   
   • Parody of "Deck the Halls" performed as glam metal. About excessive Christmas shopping.
5. A Visit from St. Nicholson (4:30)
   
   • Parody of "A Visit from St. Nicholas" by Clement Clark Moore, with actor Jack Nicholson instead of St. Nicholas.
6. O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads (1:23)
   
   • Parody of "O Come All Ye Faithful." Sung as a normal Christmas carol. Song about Grateful Dead fans.
7. I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa (When I Get Out on Parole) (3:06)
   
   • Original song, in the western swing genre.
8. The Restroom Door Said, "Gentlemen" (1:33)
   
   • Parody of "God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen." Sung by an all-male a cappella chorus.
9. Foreigners (2:07)
   
   • Parody of "Angels We Have Heard on High."
10. Joy to the World (1:22)
    
    • Hard rock instrumental version of traditional song.
11. A Message from the King (2:18)
    
    • Spoken word piece by Elvis Presley impersonator. Depicted as Elvis being up in "rock 'n roll heaven" and giving a special message about the importance of Christmas while stuffing his face with various foods.

My third Christmas album is 2002's Boogie Woogie Christmas by the Brian Setzer Orchestra. Brian Setzer was the lead singer for the 1980s rockabilly pop band the Stray Cats who did a few rockabilly big band Christmas albums. This one is my favorite:

1. Jingle Bells - 2:22
2. Boogie Woogie Santa Claus - 3:02
3. Winter Wonderland - 2:40
4. Blue Christmas - 2:48
5. Santa Claus Is Back In Town - 3:48
6. Baby, It's Cold Outside (Duet with Ann Margret) - 3:43
7. The Nutcracker Suite - 7:13
8. (Everybody's Waitin' For) The Man With The Bag - 2:48
9. Sleigh Ride - 2:40
10. So They Say It's Christmas - 4:46
11. O Holy Night - 4:49
12. The Amens - 0:59

My absolute favorite Christmas song is not on any of these albums. It's Happy Christmas (War is Over) from John Lennon and Yoko Ono. Others that didn't make these albums that I love are:
Santa Claus is Coming to Town - Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - Jackson Five
Last Christmas - Wham, although it's not so much a Christmas song as it is a fuck you song.
Please Come Home For Christmas - the Eagles
Step Into Christmas - Elton John
All I Want For Christmas is You - Mariah Carey

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TMI Question of the Week - Christmas Edition

What are your favorite Christmas Specials?

1. The Year Without a Santa Claus
2. A Charlie Brown Christmas
3. How the Grinch Stole Christmas

4. Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas 5. Muppet Christmas Carol

TMI Question of the Week - Christmas Edition

Since it's the holiday season, here's the first of 4 Christmas TMI questions. This week's question:

What's on your Christmas List this year?

OK, here goes the wish list. By the way, I buy my own gifts, mainly because I don't get any from other people.

1. A new smartphone that's not named IPhone 4S. My Apple hatred is well established and will continue with my next phone. I'm thinking Samsung this go around.
2. The Kindle Fire tablet. Again, Apple hatred for spending over $600 on a new IPad when, for the same price, I can get the Kindle Fire (which does all the stuff I want a tablet to do), a new phone, and my #3 and 4 gifts.
3. An electric guitar. I haven't played in a very long time so it's time to pick up the habit. Just a beginner one, though. I don't need anything too crazy.
4. A bass guitar. See the answer to #3.

That's about it. I'm easy that way.

TMI Questions of the Week

Today, I'm just going to take a few random quick questions & answer them:

What’s the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve dated?
About 25 years; both older & younger

What size is your dick?
8 inches long; 2 inches thick

Does the number of people a person has slept with change your view/opinions of them?
Not even remotely

Would you ever get plastic surgery?
Only if some part of me was horribly disfigured. I've stopped being judgemental about people who get it but it's not for me.

What is your favorite Holiday?
New Years Eve because it's strictly a partying holiday.

TMI Question of the Week

Who are you envious of?

I'm envious of this guy right here. His name is Rico Elbaz. He's a Sapphire male review dancer, world champion bodybuilder, model, and martial artist who lives in Las Vegas. First off, I'm secure enough in my masculinity to admire men to say look at this guy! He's built like a Greek sculpture. I've always wanted to have a body like that but my genetics prevent me from being that huge. The one part of his body I'm not envious of, though, is his penis. Mine's the perfect size for me and quite frankly, mine's bigger by a couple inches. However, from a body standpoint, this guy's heads and tails over anything I'd ever hope to be, even if I were to take massive amounts of steroids.

Second, I think he might be bisexual (I say might because I saw a video of his with a gay web site tag attached to it but they could've just stolen the video) but I know for a fact that he bangs the HOTTEST women in Las Vegas. I'm talking regular models, fitness models, actresses, and strippers. The quality of his conquests are legandary. Even guys like George Clooney, Derek Jeter, and Justin Timberlake would look and say "damn, we thought we had sex with some hot women but you, sir, are Godlike with yours". From a purely sexual standpoint, you have to admire a guy like that. I'm not saying I admire his brains or anything else about Rico. I still like who I am and how I turned out. However, from a body and getting hot women standpoint, I bow down to this guy.

As an added bonus for you, here's that video of Rico stroking himself off that I found on a Bing search  that had the gay site tag on it. I believe there are others of him but I'll leave it to you to find them.

TMI Question of the Week

If you were stuck on a deserted island which one book, movie and person would you want to take along?

OK. The first one is tough because I'm more of a magazine reader than a book reader, due to severe lack of time. Plus, the Bible is too easy and popular an answer. Since taking a movie means that you have an electrical source nearby, I'm going to cheat on this one and say an IPad loaded with a ton of books and magazine subscriptions. See how I did that? Took the logical way of working the question and made it work out in my favor, since I couldn't come up with a good answer. That, kids, is what we call cheating....or being a really good politician.

As far as that movie goes, I could cheat again and say Netflix on the IPad but I'm actually going to say Star Wars. To this day, it's still me favorite movie. It's been that way ever since childhood. There are many better movies but this one will always have my heart.

For people, that one's easy. It has to be someone I can get along with, someone I can have an intelligent conversation with, and of course someone I can have all sorts of wild sex with. That narrows it down to Blasian for me.

TMI Question of the Week

Do you have any strange phobias?

You know, I don't think so. I have 2 phobias that I've had since I was a kid. Both are tied together. I have a fear of heights and I have a fear of flying. I've gotten better with both, especially flying because I have to fly for my job sometimes. Usually, though, I'm cringing through the whole flight. I used to think that drugging myself so I'd sleep through the flight would be the best thing. However, events of the past decade have taught me that perhaps it's best to stay awake, in case something serious happens.

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TMI Question of the Week

Image via WikipediaImage via WikipediaIf you could jump into a time travel machine and it takes you back to when you were a kid, what would your TV be playing then?

That's easy. It would've been cartoons, kids after school programming, and soap operas. Here's the list.

1. Bugs Bunny - the original ones before the censors started cutting out all the "violence".
2. Superfriends - thus, my love of Batman was born
3. Scooby Doo
4. Schoolhouse Rock - 5 minute cartoons & songs that used to teach you the English language, government, etc.
5. Sesame Street - thus, my love of the Muppets was born
6. The Muppet Show
7. Mr Rodgers Neighborhood - great show with life lessons
8. The Electric Company - Another show about life lessons. Also the first time I ever saw Rita Moreno and Morgan Freeman.
9. One Life to Live - when I got home from school, my mom used to have the show on. It was one of the two soap operas that I got hooked on. The other one, which was on right after One Life was...
10. General Hospital - I started watching just before the whole Luke and Laura storyline, when it suddenly became must see tv.
11. The Wonderful World of Disney - It used to come on at 7PM on Sunday nights. Sometimes, it was 1 hours; sometimes two. It had movies and tv series. In short, it was the Disney Channel long before there was such a thing as cable.

TMI Question of the Week

Muhammad Ali (Image via RottenTomatoes.com)If you could meet anyone on earth who was living, who would it be?

I’ll go with a top 5:

1. George Lucas

2. James Cameron

3. Steven Spielberg

4. Sir Richard Branson

5. Muhammad Ali

TMI Question of the Week

Grab your IPod and put it on shuffle. Name the first 10 songs that come up.

Cover of Nelly Furtado

I'm going to do this from my Hardcore Favorites list on my IPod. It's my song list when riding on the subway in the morning. They get me awake for the day. Here we go.

1. Paul Oakenfold - Ready Steady Go (Album Version)

2. Nelly Furtado - Say It Right
3. Prince - Erotic City (Dance Remix)
4. The Police - Too Much Information
5. Nadia Ali - Love Story (Andy Moor Remix)
6. Richard Marx - Heart on the Line
7. Muse - Uprising
8. Prince - Housequake
9. Janet Jackson - Go Deep
10. The Police - Spirits in the Material World

TMI Question - What is Your Favorite Movie

Image via WikipediaToday's TMI question is about my favorite movie. This is different from what the best movie ever made is, which most critics have surmised is Citizen Kane (Netflix it. It's awesome). 

My favorite movie of all time is Star Wars. There's a reason. It was the movie that helped me escape from what was a pretty bad childhood. I was privileged to have been alive when Star Wars came out. Nobody had ever seen anything like it. The opening shot with the Star Destroyer going over your head made all of our mouths drop. From there, I was hooked. I've seen all the movies too many times to count. I could probably do the original movie's dialogue in my sleep. It spoke to a (at that time) 10 year old like no other thing ever had.

The second choice would probably be Raiders of the Lost Ark for the exact same reasons. I owe George Lucas and Steven Spielberg my sanity.

TMI Tuesday

It's TMI Tuesday time, courtesy of  http://tmituesdayblog.wordpress.com/.

1. What are the three (3)”nevers” of your life? (Things you would never do or have never done)
Never vote for a Tea Party candidate.
Never get married.
Never be anyone's second thought.

2. Who or what sleeps with you?
Whichever woman I can get for the night.

3. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sex with Blasian and Fiona.

4. What is the most bizarre thing someone has ever asked you to do sexually?
Piss on them. Nope, didn't do it. I do many things but definitely not that.

5. What is stashed under your bed/mattress? Why is it there?
Books because I have no more room for them.

TMI Question - What Your Favorite Piece of Clothing on a Woman?

Image via WikipediaToday's question is about my favorite piece of clothing on a woman. It's a tough question, since I can't nail it down to just 1. I'll go with a top 3, in no particular order.

1. A silk bra. I've always had a thing for silk bras, especially black. There's an air of class about them. It's probably because I admired the Playboy lifestyle growing up and they always showed the models in something silky. Victoria's Secret is my favorite style for a woman to wear.

2. A silky pair of panties. Exact same reason as a silk bra.

3. A pair of blue jeans. They don't have to be painted on but there's just something about a woman in a pair of good fitting blue jeans that makes the blood boil in all the right places. Now, when I get a woman in all 3 pieces of clothing at the same time, it's a win - win trifecta.

I'll leave you with questions. What's your favorite piece of clothing on a woman or a man? What would be your favorite piece of clothing on me? Let me know and maybe I'll snap a photo of me in it.

TMI - Would you date yourself? Why or why not?

Today's question is would you date yourself? Why or why not?

The answer is no because that would require having a relationship and I'm not relationship material. I'm too into doing my own thing. Sharing me time with someone else is just not my thing. It's the loner in me.
Now, if the question were would I have sex with myself (in a metaphysical way, not in the way I already have whenever I can), then the answer is yes.