Natalie's Top 5 Classy/Beautiful Places In Columbus, OH

Always on a quest for beautiful places filled with equally attractive people, my adventures have led me to these 5 stunning hangouts in Columbus that offer a temporary escape from the boring, the ugly, and the corn fields...

1.Fleur
Downtown Columbus

http://www.facebook.com/LuvFleur

Fleur is a new lounge in downtown that I recently went to- very beautifully designed, elegant, a little expensive- but it's worth it for the scenery.

2.Bar L'etranger
Short North

http://www.facebook.com/#!/BARletranger

A fabulous French themed lounge- I love coming to this place to sit and talk with friends and to get away from the noisier venues. It's not in the greatest part of town though (parking is a problem). But if you can brave the panhandlers, this hole in the wall gem, is worth the trek.

3.Mouton Restaurant
Short North

http://www.facebook.com/MOUTONonHigh

West Hollywood. all the way. This place reminds me so much of LA- always beautiful people to see there and it's nearly always crowded. Super stylish, tasty fun.

4.The Westin Hotel Lounge
Downtown Columbus

http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Westin-Columbus/114076941957674

Classy. This is the place for the sophisticated wanderer to sit in luxury, do some people watching, read a book, have a drink.

5.Chocolaterie Stam
Westerville

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Chocolaterie-Stam-Westerville/142512792458098

A european themed chocolaterie in Westerville? This place is stunning- a beautiful little candy shop with plenty of chocolates, gelato, coffee and more.

College Town: Golf Course

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     It was a warm summer night. Myself & my buddy Jim were out partying with our girls. His girl was Ginger. She was a short redhead (natural, I assumed. I never slept with her). My girl was Janet. She was a chocolate goddess of a woman. What made me attracted to her, aside from the oversized breasts & round, beautiful ass, was that she was a tomboy. She could talk sports with the best of them & played a few.
    One of the sports she played was golf. She played on a municipal golf course which had no security after 1 in the morning. Armed with that knowledge, a bunch of beer, & still wanting to party after a house party we were at winded down at 2 in the morning, we decided to go to the course & goof off. We got there around 3 in the morning, parked on a side road, grabbed our beer, & started walking on the course.
     We got to the 8th hole, sat down, & started drinking. After a little while, both girls started getting horny. Ginger started making out with Jim & Janet was all over me. I knew we weren't going to make it back to my place. I suggested we let Jim & Ginger enjoy this hole while we went to the 9th hole, which wasn't too far away.
     As we were about halfway to the hole, we heard loud moaning & turned around to see what was going on. Jim & Ginger hadn't wasted any time. Their clothes were both off. Jim was already on top & inside of Ginger, with her legs on is shoulders. He was pounding her pussy into submission, with her body gladly accepting her situation.
     That pretty much did it for Janet & myself. We decided it was go time. There was a sand trap not too far from where we had stopped. Perfect. Fucking in sand on a golf course in the middle of the night. Worked for me.
     We stripped our clothes off. Janet got on her knees & started sucking me cock. As she was doing that, I was turned so that I could see Jim & Ginger. Jim now was on his knees but still inside Ginger. Jim's hands were grabbing Ginger's hips. Her back was arched as Jim continuously slammed Ginger's hips towards him. Damn, Ginger was loud & enjoying every thrust.
     I was enjoying myself, too. Janet was an expert at cock sucking. Her tongue danced along my shaft up & down. She repeatedly deep throated me & gladly gagged every time. I didn't want to cum just yet so after a little while, I pulled out of her mouth, laid her down in the sand, split her legs, & dove in.
     The sand was warm & dry as I feasted on Janet's clit. As I alternated teasing her clit between my lips & tongue, I stuck 2 fingers into her moist pussy & worked up a rhythm. In minutes, I had Janet screaming & thrashing about in the sand, cursing & moaning up & down.
     After making Janet cum & after watching & hearing Ginger & Jim going at it, I needed to get mine. I flipped Janet over on all fours, slid my extremely hard cock into her pussy, grabbed her hair, yanked her head back, & started railing her. I fucked her like a battering ram; slamming her pussy jackhammer style. I wasn't trying to get her off. I wanted to get myself off. As it turned out, hitting her from the back made her cum even harder than before. I came soon after, pulling out & shooting my load onto her back. Summer nights having sex outdoors. There's nothing like it.
   

Why nobody should want to live in Ohio

Now that I'm back in Los Angeles, I thought I'd list a few reasons why I really don't like the midwest.

1. There's nothing to do

2. People are obsessed with NASCAR and the Buckeyes


3. The style is awful, people aim to dress fugly


4. Women don't put effort into their appearances and pretty much all look like this

5. To be fair, men definitely don't do anything in the looks department either

6. The weather sucks 70% of the time, the sun only occasionally shines

7. People have no ambition and often settle for lackluster jobs