Tigerama

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     Yesterday, we were all treated to nonstop coverage of Tiger Woods's statement. My question is why? I mean, who the fuck really cares? Actually, who the fuck SHOULD really care? This has always been a private matter between him, his family, & maybe his sponsors but that's it. We really didn't need to be treated to another round of this media circus.
     The local radio station went & interviewed people at a golf course. First off, what are you doing at a golf course in the middle of winter where there's snow on the ground? Second, who cares what golfers think, especially hacks in Jersey?
     We were also treated to a press conference from one of the women who Tiger slept with. This former porn star wants a public apology from Tiger. I'm sorry, what? Lady, you knew he was married when you fucked him. Now, you want an apology for it? You didn't get enough of your 15 minutes of fame? You need a big payday now? Sad. Truly sad.
     Maybe we all need to look at Tiger in order to make ourselves feel better about our lives. As for me, I have a life. I don't need to look at others to prop mine up. I just wish other people felt the same.

College Town: Golf Course

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     It was a warm summer night. Myself & my buddy Jim were out partying with our girls. His girl was Ginger. She was a short redhead (natural, I assumed. I never slept with her). My girl was Janet. She was a chocolate goddess of a woman. What made me attracted to her, aside from the oversized breasts & round, beautiful ass, was that she was a tomboy. She could talk sports with the best of them & played a few.
    One of the sports she played was golf. She played on a municipal golf course which had no security after 1 in the morning. Armed with that knowledge, a bunch of beer, & still wanting to party after a house party we were at winded down at 2 in the morning, we decided to go to the course & goof off. We got there around 3 in the morning, parked on a side road, grabbed our beer, & started walking on the course.
     We got to the 8th hole, sat down, & started drinking. After a little while, both girls started getting horny. Ginger started making out with Jim & Janet was all over me. I knew we weren't going to make it back to my place. I suggested we let Jim & Ginger enjoy this hole while we went to the 9th hole, which wasn't too far away.
     As we were about halfway to the hole, we heard loud moaning & turned around to see what was going on. Jim & Ginger hadn't wasted any time. Their clothes were both off. Jim was already on top & inside of Ginger, with her legs on is shoulders. He was pounding her pussy into submission, with her body gladly accepting her situation.
     That pretty much did it for Janet & myself. We decided it was go time. There was a sand trap not too far from where we had stopped. Perfect. Fucking in sand on a golf course in the middle of the night. Worked for me.
     We stripped our clothes off. Janet got on her knees & started sucking me cock. As she was doing that, I was turned so that I could see Jim & Ginger. Jim now was on his knees but still inside Ginger. Jim's hands were grabbing Ginger's hips. Her back was arched as Jim continuously slammed Ginger's hips towards him. Damn, Ginger was loud & enjoying every thrust.
     I was enjoying myself, too. Janet was an expert at cock sucking. Her tongue danced along my shaft up & down. She repeatedly deep throated me & gladly gagged every time. I didn't want to cum just yet so after a little while, I pulled out of her mouth, laid her down in the sand, split her legs, & dove in.
     The sand was warm & dry as I feasted on Janet's clit. As I alternated teasing her clit between my lips & tongue, I stuck 2 fingers into her moist pussy & worked up a rhythm. In minutes, I had Janet screaming & thrashing about in the sand, cursing & moaning up & down.
     After making Janet cum & after watching & hearing Ginger & Jim going at it, I needed to get mine. I flipped Janet over on all fours, slid my extremely hard cock into her pussy, grabbed her hair, yanked her head back, & started railing her. I fucked her like a battering ram; slamming her pussy jackhammer style. I wasn't trying to get her off. I wanted to get myself off. As it turned out, hitting her from the back made her cum even harder than before. I came soon after, pulling out & shooting my load onto her back. Summer nights having sex outdoors. There's nothing like it.