My top 2 male turn offs

1. Hideous, outdated sunglasses. I cannot state how incredibly unattractive 90's sunglasses are. Why are people still wearing them?! I know you're not all on your way to a NASCAR game.



Instead: Wayfarers are a much safer and more comely option (you could also do aviators, but those are starting to get risky) Don't worry about looking like a hipster, people of all ages look fantastic in these.


2.Goatees- are disgusting. You went to all that effort to manscape your face, only to look like a middle aged dad with 3 small children and an overweight wife.



Instead, do the 5'o clock shadow. This look is sexy, easy, and what all the handsome men (straight and gay) are sporting.

Kooky Art: Matt Borruso

How can you not laugh at this?

She's famous for being a trainwreck, but this picture makes me burst out laughing every time I see it.

Why nobody should want to live in Ohio

Now that I'm back in Los Angeles, I thought I'd list a few reasons why I really don't like the midwest.

1. There's nothing to do

2. People are obsessed with NASCAR and the Buckeyes


3. The style is awful, people aim to dress fugly


4. Women don't put effort into their appearances and pretty much all look like this

5. To be fair, men definitely don't do anything in the looks department either

6. The weather sucks 70% of the time, the sun only occasionally shines

7. People have no ambition and often settle for lackluster jobs

Unfortunate child

No, it's not me as a child. This photo is of a girl named Christine from the 80's. I found it at http://www.sexypeople-blog.com/ this website is hysterical!