NYC: The IM Conversation

Someone IMed me that seemed to turn into an interview the other day. I thought I'd share, since it'll probably answer some questions.
If you ever want to IM me, my yahoo IM is ebonypanther@ymail.com. My aol IM is ebonypanthernyc. Say hi. I answer unless I'm working or sleeping.

Q: Why Ebony Panther?
A: Well, ebony for the obvious reason. Panther because it's my favorite animal.

Q: Really? Why?
A: Because panthers are sleek, are great hunters, & don't get enough respect.

Q: How many women have you slept with?
A: Far less than you probably think.

Q: A thousand?
A: Oh please. Less than 200. I've been having sex for just over 25 years but there were years were I was with only 1 woman. I've been getting worse since I've been getting older.

Q: Why so?
A: Probably because I can. I was in love with the same woman for about 15 years. It seems within the past 10 years, I've been making up for lost time. Plus, because of my job, the women are so hot & coupled with the fact that I'm more experienced now & still in great shape, why not?

Q: How do you make love?
A: I haven't made love in over a decade. I have sex. There's a difference.

Q: True. In that case, what's your sex style?
A: I'd say I go in two gears: erotic & porn star.

Q: What's the difference?
A: Erotic's slower, a little more romantic. When I'm erotic, having sex is like a 7 course meal. I'm seducing, feeling, trying to work a woman's body to make her cum at my whim. When I'm into porn star sex, it's just hard, noisy, rough, dirty, nasty, & extremely animalistic. Both types are for as long as humanly possible. I hate quickies, although I do them if that's all I can get at that moment.

Q: What's the longest you've had sex?
A:  I've gone weekends where it's just been mainly sex with a little eating & sleeping mixed in for good measure.

Q: What's your favorite position?
A: I don't really have one any more. When I was younger, I liked missionary just for the power & control aspect of it. Now, probably with the woman riding me, especially if there's a mirror next to us. I love watching her work her body.

Q: What type of women do you go for?
A: Are you talking race or body type?
Q: Both.
A: Well, for race, I don't have a preference, although I seem to be more into southeast Asian / Polynesian & Black lately for some reason. I've had white, black, asian, latino, peruvian, arabic, jewish. I think the only type I haven't had yet is Native American.

Q: Sounds like you like variety.
A: Yup. As far as body type, though, I mainly like women who keep in shape so that's pretty much where my variety ends.

Q: Do you consider yourself a master at sex?
A: (after laughing histerically for a long time) Hell no!!! I just like having it & like I said before, because of my job, I can have more of it & I make the most of that.

Q: Do you like good girls or bad girls & why?
A: Bad girls because they know what they want & aren't afraid to go for it. If your feelings get in the way, then too bad, which is why I just like fucking them. Never catch feelings for a bad girl. When I was younger, I was into good girls. As I've gotten older, I've gotten worse.

Q: You keep saying because of your job. I know you work with nightclubs & get to go places sometimes.
A: It's really not that glamorous a gig. Let's not build it up into something it isn't. It's not like I'm hanging out in mansions or partying it up on boats. I just get to hang in the vip sections sometimes & party in the same rooms that the celebs are in. I'm not one of those starfucking twitter bitches who brag about popping bottles & whatnot.

Q: OK but you've seen a lot in those rooms.
A: Yeah. Being a celeb or even internet famous isn't everything it's cracked up to be. To me, it looks like fame is a drug that most of these people are too addicted to. Once they've had a taste, it changes them & the people around them. It's actually pretty sad but yeah, I've seen & heard a lot of bad behavior by a lot of celebs.

Q: Like what? Don't use names. I don't need to know who. It might change my opinion about them.
A: True. I went into the bathroom once & caught a guy who's homophobic in his tv interviews fucking another guy in the ass.

Q: Damn.
A: Tell me about it. I should've known, though. The ones who speak out against homosexuality the most are usually closet homosexuals themselves.

Q: Who is it?
A: I'll never tell.
Q: Tell me.
A: No.
Q: Please?
A: NO!!!

Q: OK. OK. What else have you seen?
A: The usual. Stars who talk about living clean doing drugs. I saw one of those vegan types doing a line of coke of some girl's tits. I was almost tempted to blow the shit off of her tits, just to piss him off. He was an asshole. His girlfriend was hot & damn good, too.

Q: You fucked his girlfriend?
A: Yup. Right in the club. She was pissed because the girl he was doing coke with wasn't her. They got into a serious fight over it. She & I wanted each other all night anyway & he was wasted so we went somewhere & fucked. I'm really not a nice guy.

Q: Have you ever fucked a celebrity?
A: Yup.
Q: Anybody really famous?
A: You mean an A list star? No.

Q: Do you know the money you could make by telling TMZ or somebody?
A: Yeah but I don't care. Money's great but I've never liked those types of people. I'll be damned if I become one. I'll take those secrets to my grave. I don't get off on starfucking like a lot of other people. It's probably because I don't admire a lot of them. I think a lot of celebs are fake. It's too easy to become famous these days & not work hard for it. There are way too many nontalented fakes out there screwing it up for the really talented out there.

Q: I feel ya on that one. OK, what's the oldest & youngest woman you've had sex with?
A: I've had sex with women old enough to be my mother & my daughter.

Q: Ever had sex with a mother & daughter? LOL
A: I've crossed that one off my bucket list, yeah.

Q: Damn. You don't play.
A: Not any more, I don't. When I was younger, I spent a lot of my time dreaming. Now, I spend a lot of my time doing. The great thing about being me is that I was blessed (or cursed, depending on how you look at it) with a baby face. I kept getting carded in bars right up until about 3 years ago. I'm just north of 40 & most people tell me I look & act like I'm in my low 20s. I'm not sure that's a good thing but I only feel like I'm 40 when my knees & back act up. Then, I feel like I'm 60.

Q: HA!! You said you had a bucket list. Have you done most of it?
A: Yeah. The one that I can't do will have to wait until I'm mega rich.
Q: Which one's that?
A: Sex in space. That one should be interesting.

Q: Have you ever fucked a girl just to cross one off your bucket list?
A: You mean having a girl as just a notch on the bed post?
Q: Yeah.
A: Yeah. I'm not a nice guy.

Q: You always say that.
A: Because it's true. I used to be a nice guy. These days, not so much.

Q: Nah. I think you're still a good guy who just loves fucking & doesn't care who he fucks.
A: You could be right about that. Let's just say that I don't outwardly go seeking it but if the opportunity presents itself these days, I take full advantage. Before, I would've either have been too scared or my extreme morals would've kicked in.

Q: Why these days?
A: Because somewhere along the line, I realized life is short. Even if you're blessed to live to 80, that's still a pretty short time in the grand space of things. People get bogged down in stupid shit, instead of living their lives. Enjoy your time on earth. You never know how much of it you have left. I learned that from talking to a 12 year old who was battling cancer. All these people who concern themselves with other people's lives are just stupid. They're just jealous because they've given up on their dreams & don't want you to achieve yours. I can't live my life in judgement of other people or being judged by others. There's only one who judges & I'm hoping not to have that talk for another 50 - 60 years, hopefully.