I'm Back

     Did you miss me? Don't lie. You've been busy. I've been busy. It happens. I've been doing very rewarding work but now, it's time to return to my sinful ways.
     Someone asked me the other day how I've gotten to sleep with beautiful women. After all, I'm not rich. I'm not Denzel or "insert latest muscular Black male sex symbol here". It's simple, really. My job is the reason. Rather, it's the perks that come with my job.
     I work in the nightclub industry. My company supplies different facets of product to nightclubs. One of the benefits (or drawbacks if you hate traveling) is going to conventions & conferences. There are lots of ladies that get stuck going to those things.
     The other benefit is that I either know people who run clubs or I know people who know the guys who run the clubs. That means always getting into vip. Now, I've never been one who gets off on being in vip. Those of you who use Twitter have probably seen those idiots talking about being at this party with celebs or popping bottles up in the vip with that celebs or whoever. I've never been like that. For starters, most of those people who are bragging about partying with a celeb are only in the same room as that celeb & have never even met that person. Those people, to me, are sad & pathetic. I pity them.
     That being said, the women who party in vip are usually hot, drunk, &/or horny & if they're interested, I'm down. The standard rule with clubs is that you can't do drugs or have sex in them & for the most part, that's true. However, there are more than a few clubs who turn a blind eye to that behavior, especially if a celeb is involved.
     As many things as I've done, the one thing I have never done & will never do is drugs. I also don't do women who are using drugs. Maybe if they're using ecstacy but that's about it. If they're using coke, meth, heroin or whatever, then no. I don't care how hot they are or how famous they may be. It's just my personal preference & a complete turn off to me. Your life is your life but if you're coking, we're not doing a damn thing. I don't know why it's the only moral I've managed to have but there it is.
     Have I done any celebs? One or two. None too famous, though. I'll also never tell who they are. Nor will I tell you what they've done behind closed doors in the clubs. Actually, let me amend that. I'll tell you but I'll disguise it so well that there's no way you'll know who it is. I kiss & tell but I don't kiss & tell that way. Again, personal preference. I could sell out a lot of people to TMZ but nah. Celebs are people, too, who are out to have a good time & get freaky. No need for the media to find out about these things. Besides, it's not like I'm an angel. I just like to have my fun. I've seen & done many things in clubs. Maybe it's time I told a few of those stories to you.