My top 5 oddest and most treasured possessions

1. The stress breast

A cute little foam toy I picked up for free at an acting convention to advertise Beverly Hills Plastic Surgery.




2. Stuffed Insectosaurus,the giant pupa from Monsters vs. Aliens + graphic novel of Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs

Given to me by my little brothers. I truly treasure these- because they were given with the purest and most loving intentions



3. A geek sleep eye mask

Picked up this beauty at a Big Lots for $2, I hope that someday it might scare off thieves or intruders if ever I should be sleeping



4. Autographed copy of Milo Ventimiglia's comic book

The only time I've ever been in a comic book store (Golden Apple Comics on Melrose) was to see one of my favorite actors Milo Ventimiglia (Heroes, Gilmore Girls). The management told me I wouldn't be able to see him due to time constraints, but miraculously I was still able to get a signature. It was amazing



5. "Porn for Women" book

before you start thinking dirty- this book is clean enough for a 5 year old to read. It basically just jokes about all the little things women wish that guys could do for them.

20,000 Euro to buy a Brigitte Bardot body

20,000 euro to look like Brigitte Bardot? Money well spent I'd say. Brigitte was one of the greatest beauties of her day and is certainly worthy of emulation (appearance wise)

And for being 53, this lady looks pretty darn amazing!

This takes the cake

Dr Anthony Youn of SkinoftheStars.com offered a suggestion on the condition of this woman’s breasts:

This woman is suffering from a condition known as symmastia. That is the result of the space between the breasts becoming violated. Basically the breast pocket from one breast connects with the pocket of the other breast. It allows one implant to literally move from one breast to the other. It looks like someone may have tried to fix it, resulting in her odd appearance!

This kind of rad and hilarious, at least shes not letting it bring her down!