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Sex Blog of the Week - Jenny Swallows

This blog is awesome. Jenny Swallows (yes, that's her real name) has published a few books, including "Don't Forget to Breathe" and "the First Time and 59 Other Magical Minutes". Her writing is extremely impressive and never fails to turn me on.

http://jennyswallows.blogspot.com/

My top 5 oddest and most treasured possessions

1. The stress breast

A cute little foam toy I picked up for free at an acting convention to advertise Beverly Hills Plastic Surgery.




2. Stuffed Insectosaurus,the giant pupa from Monsters vs. Aliens + graphic novel of Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs

Given to me by my little brothers. I truly treasure these- because they were given with the purest and most loving intentions



3. A geek sleep eye mask

Picked up this beauty at a Big Lots for $2, I hope that someday it might scare off thieves or intruders if ever I should be sleeping



4. Autographed copy of Milo Ventimiglia's comic book

The only time I've ever been in a comic book store (Golden Apple Comics on Melrose) was to see one of my favorite actors Milo Ventimiglia (Heroes, Gilmore Girls). The management told me I wouldn't be able to see him due to time constraints, but miraculously I was still able to get a signature. It was amazing



5. "Porn for Women" book

before you start thinking dirty- this book is clean enough for a 5 year old to read. It basically just jokes about all the little things women wish that guys could do for them.

When you run out of things to decorate with- use books!