End of the World Prediction May 21, 2011 - Oct 21, 2011

Image via Wikipedia     I've been a little obsessed with the Apocalypse lately. Not in a "world is really going to end" kind of way. I just keep thinking that I've heard these deadline before. What started this was this guy in the subway the other day with a sign saying that the world will end on May 21 of this year.
     There have also been commercials on tv saying that there's a guy who knows when America will end and that this guy's predictions have been right in the past. Well, I figured out that this guy is Harold Camping. He's a a rich guy who owns a lot of radio stations who decided  that the world will end in May but that the world will also be consumed by fire on Oct 21 of this year.
     Now, before you run out, grab your emergency supplies, and kiss your loved ones goodbye, you should know that he also predicted the same thing for 1994. I guess he's just figuring that people will forget about how wrong he was back then and follow him now.
     These events, along with all of these shows on the History Channel about the end of the world, Nostradamus, and the Antichrist got me thinking: how many other times has someone predicted the end of the world so I did a little research. It turns out there are at least 240 other times some self proclaimed prophet scared everybody into thinking that the Rapture was coming. It goes all the way back to 2800 BC. The Jehovah Witnesses and the Watchtower Society are good for at least 8 of them over the past century. I've decided I'm going to post one prediction a day, just so people will stop this "end of the world" stupidity. After all, it'll be every body's end someday but I doubt the entire world will end on the same day.
     This post about May 21 will count as the first one. According to Camping, the world will end at sundown in Jerusalem. He points to Matthew 24: 35 - 36 as proof. Remember, though, that this is his second prediction. By the way, the photo on this blog? That's Harold Camping.

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Story - Pick Your Apocalypse

     As world events seem to spiral out of control, I've noticed the end of the world talk start up again. Everyone's becoming fixated on Dec 21, 2012: the date the Mayan calendar supposedly said the world would end. I suppose that wars in the Middle East (there's war in the Middle East? Shocking), dead animals, and massive Japanese earthquake, tsunami, and nuclear disasters will make people a little jumpy.
     I guess things will only get worse as late 2012 gets closer. There will be books written, cable tv (especially the History Channel) will do their apocalypse conspiracy shows, and people will be taken advantage of with "pay your way into Heaven" scams. The entire world will freak out. I won't be freaking out, though. I'm still worrying about swine flu, bird flu, Y2K, Haley's comet, and every other sign that the world's going to end.  I've had people tell me that the world was going to end in 2006 after their deadline of 2000 passed.
     People have thought that the Anti-Christ was going to walk the Earth since pretty much right when Christianity became a major religion. In the 1800s, people thought it was Nepoleon. In the 1940s, it was Hitler. If you talk to some people today, President Obama is the Anti-Christ. He will be the 2nd one this century, after President George W. Bush.
     It's going to be everybody's end of the world sometime. If you honestly think that next year the world will end, then don't pay your taxes. Save the money and live it up. I wouldn't worry so much. The world will keep turning. Make the most of this life while you have it. Besides, once the Mayan deadline passes, there'll be another one.

    

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SheJay: Let's Play a Game

     "I bet I can make you cum in 5 sucks" SheJay said as we stripped off our clothes. "Oh, is there some new trick you learned?" I said, as I pulled down her pants & panties. "You'll see" she said as my pants fell down towards my ankles. I stepped out of my pants & threw off what was left of my shirt, as SheJay had basically clawed it off of me. "5 sucks" she said. I was intrigued to find out how.
     I didn't have to wait long as she knelt down & began her work. With one movement, SheJay opened her mouth wide & swallowed my cock whole. Her tongue started swirling around the bottom of my shaft, as her throat started massaging my head. The rest of her mouth muscles started tightening & loosening around the shaft, applying just the right amount of pressure. Her entire mouth region started giving my a high powered cock massage. I wasn't sure how she doing it without a gag reflex.
     After a few minutes, she pulled away from my cock. I was already getting weak. "That was amazing" I gasped. "That was one. Here's two" she cooed, diving right back in. This time, she grabbed my ass cheeks & pulled them apart. With her right hand, she shoved a finger into my ass, while her left hand started to massage my balls; all of this while her mouth continued working its magic.
     I started feeling the pressure build up in my cock. This woman's skills were incredible. I began to think I wasn't going to make it to 5 strokes, the way she was going. I was determined to make it to number six. I tried thinking of other things to keep myself from cumming too soon. Food, sports, work, anything to put off the inevitable.
     SheJay pulled out & repeated the process two more times. I was proud of myself. I had made it to suck number 5. All I had to do was to make it through this one & she lost. Victory would be mine. SheJay dove in again, putting her finger up my ass while her mouth continued its extremely good impression of a Hoover vacuum cleaner. Just as I figured I was going to win this bed, SheJay pulled out all the stops & shoved her fingure up my ass harder & further.
     That pretty much did it. I started breathing heavily & grunted, trying not to cum. "I'm going to cum" I screamed as I felt my load about to pop out. SheJay pulled out just in time as my cum shot out & covered her breasts. She rubbed my cum onto her skin as she proudly smiled. She looked up at me & said "I win". She may have won that round but there were many more rounds to play.