Oliva Wonder Live @ Virtual Burlesque

What is your SL rez date?
5/27/09

What brought you to Second Life and what made you stay?

Actually  I was brought to SL through a RL condition.  I was diagonised with Bone Cancer and while in recovery I found SL to be the best cure.  Instead of feeling sorry for myself I found entertainment, friends, and creativity in SL which helped with the healing process. After I was in full remission I found my self unable to leave my SL so I happily join the two.  My RL family don't really understand my connection to SL friends and that's ok with me I am not giving them up unless I absolutely have to.  I love fun and creativity....simple as it gets.  I love ppl with a sense of humor and a touch of sarcasm, and I love the creative individual.  Second Life is covered with the astonishing accomplishments of ordinary people.  I love it.

Tell us the story of you.

Outgoing, fun loving, burlesque builder.  Honestly me as an individual here in SL is pretty boring and this I think is why I was so drawn to Virtual Burlesque.

How did you get your start at Virtual Burlesque?

After a bad SL break up I was lost and looking for new friends, so I was doing a lot of exploring.  One night I found Viva La Glam, saw a schedule, came back for a show, and was totally hooked.  The sets were amazing, the performers beautiful, and the crowd was mesmerized.  I knew then and there I had to do this.  I had none of the equipment or experience needed but submitted an application any way.  Of course I didn't get a call, but I kept working at it.  I bought dances, huds, and just kept building as if I were going to get an audition.  After several months and another 3 applications I finally got a chance.  I haven't looked back since, I have found the place I belong.

How long have you been at Virtual Burlesque?

June of 2009 was my first show at Ellie's.

Tell us a bit about how you choose your sets and routines.

Anything can be used as an idea, a song, a video, even something you see some one doing in RL.  Just look around and be inspired.

Other SL interests?

Building, Live Entertainment, socializing, and a little bit of Role Playing.

What would your advice be to other girls who would like to get started in SL burlesque?

Work on your building skills, always be yourself don't ever try to copy some one else, and ask on of the dancers all the good and bad points of the business before you make that big jump. Other than that....Go for it!!!

Virtual Burlesque Venues offer 4 shows a week, and have something for every taste! Live, highly creative burlesque show featuring gorgeous avatars controlled by real live people from around the world, shows are comparable to real world shows in their authenticity and atmosphere, but also offer the limitless possibilities of a fully digital universe. Dancers create, choreograph and perform brilliant routines that are interactive, classy, unique and always extremely sexy! The shows are rated Mature, and feature no full nudity, but they do not skimp on the skimpy… class is our middle name, and pasties and a g-string are our weapons of choice ;D.

(Photos by Jinx Jiersen)
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RATING BLACKBOARDS IN PORN

My very funny friend Jago Constantine showed me a hilarious new website the other day.

It seems there's a lot of teacher/student roleplay in the real porn world too. So someone has a website devoted to analysing just what's on the chalkboard in the porn film.

Its called BLACKBOARDS IN PORN and its really funny. Here's a sample.

Courtesy of Blackboards in Porn website

AFTER SCHOOL:

- math

1 + 1 = 2

1*

Mathematics - university/nursery school level.

This is clearly an extremely advanced level mathematical course, focusing on the Peano axioms for the natural numbers which formalised mathematics in the late 19th century. This course would culminate with Gödel's second incompleteness theorem which shows that the consitency of the Peano axioms cannot be formalised within Peano arithmetic itself.

Alternatively, it could be that the pupil, even at her advanced age, hasn't grasped that 1 + 1 = 2, and that all the after school one-to-one lessons in the world aren't going to work. Indeed, she probably won't even understand what 'one-to-one' means.
8/10 - loses two marks for 'math'.



Get the link and another sample after the break!



http://blackboardsinporn.blogspot.com/

ARCTIC CIRCLE
BALTIC STATES
ST PETERSBURG
MOSCOW
CENTRAL RUSSIA
UKRAINE
EUROPE
TURKISH STATES
BREAKAWAY REPUBLICS
SIBERIA
(illegible)
VLADIVOSTOK
ASIAN STEPPES

PROF. STEFANO
ROOM 32C

OFFICE HRS
M 2PM-4PM
T-W 12-1.30PM
T 9AM-10.30AM
F 5PM-7PM
SAT-SUN OFF

IMPERIAL RUSSIA 3271
1609-1752

MAIN STUDY QUESTION -
AS TIME PASSES, THE RUSSIAN IDEAL OF
GOVERNMENT UNDERWENT A RADICAL SHIFT
DESCRIBE THAT SHIFT & ALL ASPECTS
OF IT

History - A-level standard or higher. Two blackboards shows that a lot of work has gone into this lesson.

Not a bad map by history teacher standards, though St Petersburg is too far south and Vladivostok too far north. But it certainly gives an idea of the key areas - this was a time of great Russian expansion into the Baltic, Ukraine and Siberia, war with the Ottoman Empire, and the moving of the capital to St Petersburg. The lumping together of 'breakaway republics' may show a tendency to generalise.

The title Imperial Russia 1609-1752 is something of a misnomer. The Russian Empire wasn't founded until 1721 - before that date it was the Tsardom of Russia. In fact, the date range chosen for module 3271 does seem somewhat arbitrary.

The main study question is rather awkwardly posed, using a mixture of tenses, but is open enough to stretch the more able students.

Handwriting is rather sloppy - all caps, sometimes at a rather wild angle, and with one map label illegible. The student pictured has been lucky to find Professor Stefano in, as his office hours are somewhat idiosyncratic. But this could be a result of education cutbacks, or flexitime due to his personal circumstances, so will not affect the overall score. (In fact, his work-life balance may be under threat as he feels the need to specify that he does not work at weekends.)

Overall: a very good effort - 7/10.