1. I've looked over the list of summer movie blockbusters opening this year and there isn't one that I'm going to spend money at a movie theater to go see. They all look boring. I think I'll wait for them all to show up in Netflix.
2. I've listened to Donald Trump go on over the past few weeks about President Obama's birth certificate. I figured that showing the actual birth certificate with the raised state certified seal, signature, and a birth announcement in the newspaper would prove he was born in America for sane people but I guess not. That and Trump saying that he gets along with "the blacks" make me wonder why the media fixates itself on certain people. I really hate Trump. I love the "birther" crowd, though. They crack me up. After all, if there's one group of people who should know about birthing, it's a bunch of single tooth idiots who sleep with their own cousins.
3. I feel very sad for the soon to be princess of England. I just get a bad feeling the media's going to eat her alive like they did Princess Diana.
4. The Japanese earthquake happened on March 11 and the National Geographic Channel already has a documentary out. These guys work fast showing other people's misery. Speaking of the earthquake, why wasn't there a celebrity telethon like there was for Katrina, the Haiti earthquake, and other events? Just curious.
5. The movie Wargames is on this morning. It's almost 30 years old, which now makes me feel old.
6. If size doesn't matter, then why are dildos always big? Just curious.
7. Back to the Japanese earthquake for a minute. Why is it, when things are falling around them, some people will stand out in harms way with camcorders? Get under the desks, morons. Just saying.
That's just some of the weirdness going through my brain this morning.
2. I've listened to Donald Trump go on over the past few weeks about President Obama's birth certificate. I figured that showing the actual birth certificate with the raised state certified seal, signature, and a birth announcement in the newspaper would prove he was born in America for sane people but I guess not. That and Trump saying that he gets along with "the blacks" make me wonder why the media fixates itself on certain people. I really hate Trump. I love the "birther" crowd, though. They crack me up. After all, if there's one group of people who should know about birthing, it's a bunch of single tooth idiots who sleep with their own cousins.
3. I feel very sad for the soon to be princess of England. I just get a bad feeling the media's going to eat her alive like they did Princess Diana.
4. The Japanese earthquake happened on March 11 and the National Geographic Channel already has a documentary out. These guys work fast showing other people's misery. Speaking of the earthquake, why wasn't there a celebrity telethon like there was for Katrina, the Haiti earthquake, and other events? Just curious.
5. The movie Wargames is on this morning. It's almost 30 years old, which now makes me feel old.
6. If size doesn't matter, then why are dildos always big? Just curious.
7. Back to the Japanese earthquake for a minute. Why is it, when things are falling around them, some people will stand out in harms way with camcorders? Get under the desks, morons. Just saying.
That's just some of the weirdness going through my brain this morning.
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